The "Truer" Words Ever Spoken.......

Here are some simple quotes I've ran across throughout the last few months. Some funny, true, and very well thought.

"Some days you're the dog - some days you're the hydrant."
"Minds, like parachutes, only work when open."
"Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills."
"I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"
"The greatest mistake you can make is to be continually fearing you will make one."
"The really great make you too feel like you can become great"
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."
"We are effectively destroying ourselves by violence masquerading as love."
"Life is hard. After all, it kills you."
"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out."
"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind."
"Never trust a thin chef."
"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes."
"A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it."
"Lost time is never found again."
"Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong."
"What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes!"
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas."
"I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen."
"Do sober what you said you were going to do drunk. You will learn to keep your mouth shut."
And now I have one of those "thinking too much" headaches, haha! oh well, enjoy!