Craziness Galifianakis, CRAZINESS!

Zach Galifianakis (The Hangover) is well known for the incredible bushy beard! I wonder what made him want to shave it off on SNL!? Craziness!!

your deeply missed................iPhone!

It's been almost 2 brutal days without my iPhone. Every second that goes by influences my hearty appreciation for the device. It may seem a little over-drawn but I can't fathom how I ever survived without it! It's AMAZING!!!! I have nothing to enjoy in the restroom, I have to just sit there now!

Why hasn't anyone text me?, oh wait, I don't have my phone!

I wasn't able to tweet when I saw that kid do that crazy thing in the snow!

I would have been able to read the Facebook invite before the event instead of after!

I have no idea where I even am anymore! I got to a dead end I had no idea if I was suppose to go right or left!

I could have responded to the newest fan page post faster and still have that fan!

I would have had 1 email at a time instead of 2 BILLION when I got home!

I'll most likely never know what the temperature actually was/is these few days or if it was suppose to snow or not.

I couldn't scan the things I wanted to buy to see if any other store had them for cheaper.

Without my iPhone how was I suppose to know it was her birthday?!

Until I get it back I'll never know what the name of that movie was I was trying to think of either.

I have no idea where the closest Starbucks is or where I should eat tonight.

I feel like I'm missing out on life right now!

I miss you iPhone, see you tomorrow I hope!

Although the iPhone is incredibly amazing these statements aren't 100 % accurate, I can still technically live and have fun without my iPhone but with it life's just that must easier!!!

Weight-loss weekly!

So Monday's are actually my weigh in days but for some reason I can never make it to my blog on Monday's to post, always resulting in a Tuesday post that says "Yesterday was weigh in day!"

Well today is Tuesday and yesterday was weigh in day! I weighed in at an unbelievable (for me) weight of 244lbs! My goal weight was 245lbs meaning I lost 1 more pound than my goal with 4lbs total in the weeks lost! My total loss to the date is 28lbs! Goal for next weigh in is 241lbs!

I can't even believe I'm weighing in in the 240's so quickly. Results have got to be one of the GREATEST motivations and I definitely need it to keep on truckin'!

Weight-loss Weekly

Today is weigh in day! My goal for this week was 269lbs and I am happy to say I weighed in at 262lbs this morning making a total of 10lbs lost in my re-beginning week!

There are a few different factors that I believe caused this result. First, this week I focused on my eating. I've eaten allot less and allot healthier foods which definitely had ALLOT to do with the loss, but also, the night before I weighed myself in last, I joined family in watching an Eagles game at my grandmas and drank a pretty good amount of beer which I think might be a key reason in why I weighed in at 272lbs last Sunday!

All of that aside I weighed in at 262lbs which makes my goal for next week 259lbs. I'm off to a dang good start, or should I say restart!! 

Weight-loss Weekly is re-born....

This time around I am weighing in at exactly 10lbs heavier than when I started this gig back in the beginning of July! At 272lbs I'm wishing nothing more than having never stopped when I did. My last weigh in, before today, I weighed in at 247lbs meaning I have gained 24lbs throughout my 21st Birthday and The festivities over the holiday season.

I have to make a huge change, starting today! At 272lbs, my goal for next week will be 269lbs! Wish me luck as I give this another shot without knocking on wood! This would be a heck of a lot easier if pops wasn't munchin' on these bad boys right next to me! Don't give in to the temptation, don't give in!

If I got arrested?

The question was "If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?" I text messaged this question to a small number of friends and family in my phone leaving the answer completely up to them, no multiple choice, and this is what I got back:

#1 was simply "being naked" or "running naked" in public with 13 responses.

#2 was tied at 9 responses each, a) Illegally skate-boarding and b)Jay Walking, which is simply funny because my name is Jay and I Jay Walk all the time!!

#3 with 3 responses was "not traveling to visit friends enough"!

I think it is funny that even though I text message a number of people I didn't get one answer alone, all the responses had other responses exactly the same. And the 3 responses above were the only responses I got but from multiple people! Funny stuff! And as for #3, I want more then anything to come see my friends but money just isn't supporting a trip right now. I will be back to FL & TN soon though to see ya. In the mean time, try stoppin' in and seeing me if you can, hmmm!

Subject of SHAVING

Razors blades are pretty dang expensive these days right!?!And what time do we have! So who actually wants to shave, shaving SUCKS! I hadn't shaved in some time and i can strongly say its not my thing. Yeah it was fun to play with and all that jazz but the look of a patched face, i guess, just isnt my look! which sucks cause its such a SEXY look! So TODAY i finally SHAVED! heres my before and after play by play, please keep all legs and arms in the vehicle at all times ........ The beggining=the omish patches!!!!Phase 2=The moment of truth+It all comes down to this...dunt dunt duuuunnhhh..

AND FOR the FINALLY...drum roll PLEASE.............................................................................................BABY FACE!!!!!!

ITS DONE! now I need, a haircut and a tan and i might actually be deliciously good looking!...........................................................................NOT!!!..HIGH FIVE! At least my face feels good again! There is ALWAYS an UPSIDE to SOMETHING YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO! that's my lesson learned in this simple subject of shaving!